Saturday, December 20, 2014

My Facebook Bicycle Friends

I'm a volunteer Moderator at a very busy Bicycle Forum, and it's interesting that many people I've known under their "screen names" there for 3+ years are becoming Facebook friends too. What is really interesting is looking at their FB profiles and finding out what they're really like. Sometimes the screen names and FB profiles don't quite add up . . . .

  • "StreetSlasher" on the forums is really a stay at home mother of 4 that collects rose petals
  • "Nightmare666" is actually a Baptist Preacher from Montreal
  • "OldGuyOnASchwinn" is a 15-year old girl from Juarez, Mexico
  • "Jennie's Mommy ♥" is a 65-year old male inmate at Folsom doing life for multiple murders
  • "Jennie's Daddy ♣" is a 17 year old from Atlanta, actual name Jennie
  • "TourDeFrance Master" is an assistant Manager at a Weight Watcher's franchise in Casper, Wyoming that has never ridden a bicycle in his lifetime
I love the internet! Of course, they'll never know what I'm really like because I lie at both the Forums and Facebook. Wait - - maybe they do, too?


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